Nicky swears he met the new Pope in a bar near Midway Airport. Delores prepares to flee Vegas heat by “summering” in Canada. Meanwhile, Randy brings the hamster for an official naming ceremony, Stu stumbles through another news segment, and Nicky unveils his brutally honest line of greeting cards.

Also in this episode: Gregg attempts paranormal contact with Stephen Hawking using a suspicious device from a Pahrump pawn shop, Lance delivers hot celebrity gossip, and the Edgeheads take a Political Pause to unpack the forgotten word “groceries.” One train wreck at a time.

Breakdown, Bits, and Banter

• Delores reveals she’s fleeing Vegas heat for Canada—but not because of tariffs.
• Nicky debuts his brutally honest greeting card line.
• Stu Pidasle delivers the news… poorly.
• Randy brings the hamster for an official naming ceremony. It goes exactly how you’d expect.
• Gregg unveils the Parasonic Transducer in a failed attempt to reach Stephen Hawking from beyond.
• Nicky insists he once drank beer with the new Pope. There’s a pretzel involved.
• A new Political Pause explores whether the word “groceries” still exists.
• Lance returns with the Hollywood Minute and a Half.