The Episodes


  • He went high and she went low

    He went high and she went low

    Somebody broke the bleep box and we had to test the replacement live. The whole team was voting on their new favorite way to get censored. Democracy has never sounded worse. Before any of that, Nicky and SAM nearly come to blows over exactly where a certain plant belongs in…

  • Dumber Than a Box of Hair

    Dumber Than a Box of Hair

    Is that a burrito on the ceiling or are you just happy to see me? The day only got stranger. Nicky wants credit for a spread he didn’t pay for. SAM wants answers. Stu wants everyone to take old news seriously. Nobody’s getting what they want. The Edgeheads staged a…

  • I Named the Eleventh One After Nicky

    I Named the Eleventh One After Nicky

    Gregg tries to claim a World Cup pool he clearly didn’t win, Delores ends the argument in one sentence, and the money goes nowhere. Meanwhile, a swag photoshoot goes sideways fast when Lance discovers he wasn’t considered for the job, and reveals a modeling past that involves J. Crew, 1996.…

  • The Vault: Candles, Cones & Chaos

    The Vault: Candles, Cones & Chaos

    🎬 The Edgeheads will return with another round of unfiltered satire, next Thursday. This time for real. Now we’re kicking off with a Not-So-Cold Open about Vegas traffic cones rising again for the Formula 1 circus. From there, Gregg steers us into the E.S.B.’s road-rage blues anthem Cone Man, and Lance…

  • The Vault: Live, Laugh, Duck It’s an Asteroid

    The Vault: Live, Laugh, Duck It’s an Asteroid

    🌴 We’ll be back next Thursday, July 23rd. Until then, from the Vault: The Edgeheads examine the underbelly of summer travel, emotional support loopholes, and the danger of mixing HR with Coldplay. Nicky rants about a grocery store incident involving three Yorkshire terrors, the Tribunal bans a Cabinet member for…

  • The Vault: CrossFit for Your Colon

    The Vault: CrossFit for Your Colon

    😤 We’re taking a short breather. We’ll be back soon. Until then, from the Vault: Gregg tries to bring peace and calm to the chaos with a group anger management session. Breathing, visualization, counting to ten, you name it, he tries it. The result? The quietest screaming match you’ll ever…

  • He Was the Pliers Guy

    He Was the Pliers Guy

    Something goes wrong. Apparently Nicky didn’t follow his own safety tips. Randy’s finger has a rocket ship bandage on it. It’s a cartoon, not Space X. It involves pliers, a piccolo, and a theory about performance enhancement that Nicky stands behind completely. Don’t go there. Sam did. Uncle Nicky’s 4th…

  • I Am Not A Professional Pool Man

    I Am Not A Professional Pool Man

    Something is wrong with the reflecting pool. Again. It’s been painted, filled, turned green, drained, driven on, refilled, and is now being blamed for something horrible. Stu has the report. The crew convenes for a beta feedback session on The Edgeheads App. It’s one part product review, one part feature…

  • Tragedies Are Terribly Boring

    Tragedies Are Terribly Boring

    Randy’s in the house, the Parasonic Transducer has a surprise, SAM and Fish take on social media, and someone has ideas about measuring a friendship. So many questions. Very little time.