Leave My COX Alone

Mister Swifter

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Overtime is a whole separate thing. Just ask Nicky.

The Colts forced overtime, the Chiefs won it anyway, and Delores would like her hundred bucks now. Nicky’s bets keep getting worse. SAM has unfinished advice that is too late. Lance has an opinion about sequels. He’s right. Paula has a final ruling. She’s right.

A friend in national marketing slips Gregg a Spectrum radio spot that was pulled the week it was supposed to air, and nobody ever said why. The Edgeheads Puzzler makes its debut with a casino cage, ten racks of chips, one scale, and a cage manager who may be taking a “drive” out to the desert. The Hollywood Minute and a Half runs long, as usual, and Warner Bros. still makes the news.

ESB debuts “Thoughts & Prayers.” Some songs don’t need an introduction. This one doesn’t. It’s in the title. If you get it, you get it, but listen anyway.

Breakdown, Banter & Bits

  • 📺 Nicky finds out about the Cox-Spectrum merger a month after the rest of the country.
  • 🙏 ESB goes full ska-punk with the debut of “Thoughts & Prayers”
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🎟️ We debut a new feature. Is there a prize? Define “prize.”
  • 🐺 Wile E. Coyote finally catches something. Hint: it’s a hundred million dollars.
  • 🎬 Tom Cruise, a glacier, an armageddon of his own making, and a split in the critic pool 

  • 🖋️ Rita Wilson gets a new tattoo. Delores wants one.
  • 🧘 Take a deep breath on your way out, SAM insists.



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