📜 It’s National Edgeheads Day! Which Lance found out about on Instagram like a civilian. Gregg posted it. Paula built the website. Everyone else saw it on Facebook, and nobody can say who signed off. The Round Table convenes, the slates come out, and the accusations get personal.

Then comes the harder question: what do you actually do on a national holiday that isn’t technically a holiday? SAM has notes on the terminology. Delores has opinions about shrimp cocktail. Randy already ordered a mug. And a moment of silence?.

Stu reads Headline News with a Lucky Number, and Lance’s Hollywood Minute and a Half goes to Brooklyn.

Third Thursday in October. It’s official.

Breakdown, Banter & Bits

• 🗳️ A vote, a slate, and a speech from everyone.
• ⏱️ How long is ten seconds when nobody agrees on when it started?
• 🍤 Delores remembers the price of shrimp cocktail.
• 📜 One proclamation. Four paragraphs and it’s too long?
• 📰 Headline News with Stu.
• 🎬 The Hollywood Minute with a Ben Affleck clarification.
• 🥂 Who’s paying for the champagne?

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