🎃 Candy, paranoia, and the dead.

Nicky believes someone is watching him. He has a van, a hunch, and a theory about a neighbor. The room has notes.

Weird Facts You Can’t Unlearn goes full Halloween: bodies that move, coffins with a bell, vampires with paperwork, and witches who did things nobody should have written down. Gregg insists every word is true. Nicky insists otherwise.

Halloween plans are on the table. SAM has done the math. Delores has the over-under. Lance has a party and a costume that commits. Paula has a plan for the porch. Randy brought Tootsie Rolls, just in case. And the Parasonic Transducer is back from the Pahrump pawn shop, set to Auto. Someone’s on the line. Twenty questions. Good luck.

The forecast says rain after ten. Delores has already set the line.

Breakdown, Bits & Banter

• 👻 Two truths and a lie?
• 🦇 A new Wi-Fi network shows up on Nicky’s street. The name doesn’t help.
• 💀 Do hair and fingernails keep growing after death?
• 🧙 Salem, swimming, and a 1487 witch-hunting manual with a chapter nobody asked for.
• 🍬 Full-size candy bars from the last man you’d expect.
• 🌙 Daylight saving ends this weekend, and Nicky has strong opinions.
• 🔮 What do you ask someone on the other side when you only get twenty tries?
• 🎃 The Monsters Old and New comes back for another spin.

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