Season 02


  • Johnny Crappleseed

    Johnny Crappleseed

    🚽 Nicky has learned something about plumbing, and he’s not taking it well. It starts with a sick office, a very concerned Fish, and a theory about who’s been watching him flush. Gregg tries to keep the show moving. Nobody lets him. Then the Puzzler gets its answer, Sal’s fate…

  • Leave My COX Alone

    Leave My COX Alone

    ⏱️ Overtime is a whole separate thing. Just ask Nicky. The Colts forced overtime, the Chiefs won it anyway, and Delores would like her hundred bucks now. Nicky’s bets keep getting worse. SAM has unfinished advice that is too late. Lance has an opinion about sequels. He’s right. Paula has…

  • Your Mother’s Maiden Name

    Your Mother’s Maiden Name

    🗳️ Nicky found a website with the word “Safe” right there in the
 name, so naturally, he handed over his mother’s maiden name. Gregg finds out exactly who’s behind it, and for the first time all season, he stops being the calm one. Paula’s timing him from the booth. SAM’s…

  • Silicon Valley Meets Silicone Valley

    Silicon Valley Meets Silicone Valley

    🌭 A busker with a bucket and a grudge sends the gang into a full audit of what happened to quality sidewalk entertainment. RIP Koko the monkey. And somehow, against all logic, the conversation lands on hot dogs? There’s a new sign in the studio, and nobody asked for it,…

  • You Hear What You Want to Hear

    You Hear What You Want to Hear

    👂 Nicky’s hearing gets put to the test, literally, after a breakfast incident nobody can quite agree on. Nicky brings the test to the gutter. Meanwhile, the Bio photos are due to rollout and they hit a snag for Stu. The photos are going live. No time for change at…

  • They Lose Their Fluxie

    They Lose Their Fluxie

    🔊 Paula’s in studio with a ‘discussion’ about the bleep box. She understood the assignment. All of it. Maybe not the best execution. Nobody in the studio saw it coming. There’s a man in the sock aisle, a hand gesture, and a father who did not appreciate how it was…

  • We Are All Screwed

    We Are All Screwed

    🌊 Nicky, apparently, is a water conservationist. There’s a PSA and everything. Sigal Chattah’s court troubles are in Headline News this week, alongside a study on whether AI would think twice about nuclear war. A three-hour standoff in Wyoming turns out to have a twist nobody saw coming, and an…

  • He went high and she went low

    He went high and she went low

    Somebody broke the bleep box and we had to test the replacement live. The whole team was voting on their new favorite way to get censored. Democracy has never sounded worse. Before any of that, Nicky and SAM nearly come to blows over exactly where a certain plant belongs in…

  • Dumber Than a Box of Hair

    Dumber Than a Box of Hair

    Is that a burrito on the ceiling or are you just happy to see me? The day only got stranger. Nicky wants credit for a spread he didn’t pay for. SAM wants answers. Stu wants everyone to take old news seriously. Nobody’s getting what they want. The Edgeheads staged a…