Gregg tries to claim a World Cup pool he clearly didn’t win, Delores ends the argument in one sentence, and the money goes nowhere. Meanwhile, a swag photoshoot goes sideways fast when Lance discovers he wasn’t considered for the job, and reveals a modeling past that involves J. Crew, 1996. Gregg caves.

Randy checks in with an update nobody requested, involving lettuce and a scorecard. Stu has the headlines: a Washington reflecting pool gives up a secret, Florida issues an advisory, and a sculptor in New York learns the hard way that not everything belongs.

Lance closes it out with a Hollywood report with more Idols?

Breakdown, Bits & Banter

• 📸 Is Lance omitted from a photoshoot?
• 🥊 Nicky and SAM argue about who lost the fastest.
• 🐒 How do you feel about wild monkeys just… in your neighborhood?
• 🚙 New evidence at the reflecting pool. It doesn’t help the White House.
• 🗽 A statue, a broken foot, a curse, and zero buyers.
• 💩 Randy calls in with a tally, and a warning we didn’t want to hear.
• 📰 How many lawsuits does it take to end a friendship?