Is that a burrito on the ceiling or are you just happy to see me? The day only got stranger. Nicky wants credit for a spread he didn’t pay for. SAM wants answers. Stu wants everyone to take old news seriously. Nobody’s getting what they want.

The Edgeheads staged a real photoshoot for real merchandise, and hired a real professional model to make it look good. Paula fought it the whole way. Lance never stopped talking. And somewhere in the middle of all that direction-giving, the actual professional never stood a chance.

Some weeks the show almost runs itself. This was not one of those weeks.

Breakdown, Bits & Banter

• 📸 A photoshoot for the new merch went as smoothly as you’d expect.
• 🥯 There’s a note. There’s a second note. Neither one made it to the right person in time.
• 🎤 Stu breaks a very old story wide open, whether or not anyone asked him to.
• 🧥 Paula was not going to wear the hoodie. Paula wore the hoodie.
• 🤷 “Right Stu!?” Some questions answer themselves whether you want them to or not.
• 🕷️ Spider-Man is Certified Fresh with critics and audiences for the first time in recorded history. Lance has thoughts.
• 🔥 A wrestling term makes its way into professional photography direction. It does not go well.