Something goes wrong. Apparently Nicky didn’t follow his own safety tips.

Randy’s finger has a rocket ship bandage on it. It’s a cartoon, not Space X. It involves pliers, a piccolo, and a theory about performance enhancement that Nicky stands behind completely. Don’t go there. Sam did.

Uncle Nicky’s 4th of July Safety Tips returns with new tips for the new year, covering fireworks, parties, and pet safety.

Stu Pidasle has the news from the National Mall celebration, where the crowd was confirmed by multiple outlets. An additional item from the festivities requires three attempts to read aloud. SAM attempts to save the day.

Breakdown, Banter & Bits

• 🚀 Randy’s finger gets a very cool band-aid.
• 🐟 It’s the 2nd annual Uncle Nicky’s 4th of July Safety Tips.
• 🎆 Need fireworks? Nicky knows a guy on the reservation.
• 🔧 DYOF. (Do Your Own Fireworks) Randy offers to help Nicky.
• 🐾 Pet safety closes out the safety tips.
• 📰 Stu with the news from the National Mall celebration.
• 🎩 SAM steps in with an attempt to save the news.