Somebody broke the bleep box and we had to test the replacement live. The whole team was voting on their new favorite way to get censored. Democracy has never sounded worse.

Before any of that, Nicky and SAM nearly come to blows over exactly where a certain plant belongs in Nicky’s yard. Gregg attempt seek understanding about pronouns, which goes about as well as you’d expect. Nicky is concerned about dinner parties.

It’s the debut of History That Could’ve Happened, Nicky steps into 1931 Prohibition-era Chicago bar. He’s a fella with a big idea, bad luck, and even worse instincts. It could’ve happened. It probably didn’t. But it could have.

Breakdown, Bits & Banter

• 🦆 We got a new bleep box. Almost broke it.

• 🪴 A landscaping disagreement between Nicky and SAM.

• 🎙️ SAM tries to bring a little culture to the studio with a haiku.

• 😤 Lance has opinions about corporate America.

• 🍸 Chicago, 1931. A man, a woman, and the last straw.
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🦌 Stu, turns out to be right about grammar. Nobody cares.
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