The Edgeheads are back, and Vegas is bleeding tourist dollars like a blackjack dealer with a nosebleed. In this oversized episode, Gregg tries to rally the cast into helping fix the city’s tourism slump—what follows is a full-blown brainstorm gone sideways. Nicky longs for the days of shrimp cocktails and real slot machines, SAM proposes a campaign rebrand, and Lance delivers a rhinestone-encrusted vision of recovery that may or may not involve topless cowboys. There’s a live call to the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority, and it goes… about how you’d expect.

Also in this episode: Gregg gets trapped in phone purgatory with Dr. McMandible’s office, leading to the debut of “Customer Service Hold Music Hell.” SAM loses his cool in traffic (and possibly his soul), and the Parasonic Transducer is once again brought out, and Lance finally unveils part one of Cue The Scandal™—a dramatic retelling of Hollywood’s coldest mystery, The Icebox Blonde.

Breakdown, Bits, and Banter

• Gregg calls an emergency brainstorm to help fix Vegas tourism; the result is Operation: Re-Vegas—a chaotic mess of gravy fountains, bilingual crosswalks, and a live call to the LVCVA.
• Dr. McMandible’s hold line becomes a waking nightmare, leading to the debut of the song “Customer Service Hold Music Hell.”
• The Parasonic Transducer is fired up again. New noises. No ghost. Nicky relives Ouija trauma.
• SAM is caught on mic during a traffic meltdown and blames the show. Loudly.
• Lance finally debuts Cue The Scandal™ with Part One of The Icebox Blonde—a noir retelling with fashion flair and fatal twists.
• “Bring back Liberace.”
• “You made a bowl of crap, Gregg.”
• “Gravy. Fountains.”
• “We’ll file that under ideas no one asked for.”