Lance hosts a French-fusion dinner party that spirals into chaos with mismatched cheeses, a mime meltdown, and a suspicious “standing arrangements”? Meanwhile, Nicky is forced to read a live sponsor spot he clearly didn’t rehearse—twice—and somehow turns beach balls into a public HR violation.

Elsewhere in the madness: Randy nearly burns down the house over cinnamon toast, a warped “Political Pause” drops, and the team clearly divided on Hawaiian pizza. Paula’s eating during the show, SAM’s confused but committed, and Gregg is barely holding the wheel. Welcome to The Edgeheads.

Breakdown, Bits, and Banter

• 🧀 Lance’s Dinner Party goes full fromage with flags, a missing magician, and a talking mime
• 🏳️‍🌈 Nicky’s Backyard Pride Bomb drops. You read that right.
• 📢 LIVE Sponsor Read: Nicky fumbles his way —twice
• ☎️ Randy Calls In: A cinnamon toast fire, more trivia, and… Hawaiian pizza?
• 📰 Edge Headline News: Stu Pidasle returns with maximum confusion
• 📻 Political Pause: A brief, detour into presidential word salad