👃Lance’s quest for a straighter nose turns into a full-on rhinoplasty roast, complete with unsolicited opinions, questionable medical facts, and an ESB song no one asked for. Meanwhile, Nicky isn’t convinced this “deviated septum” thing is real, Sam tries to keep the science straight, and Paula does what she does best—roll her eyes.

Then, The Edgeheads Tribunal convenes to pass judgment on Greg Abbott, RFK Jr., and a surprise late entry from Nicky that gives Bill Cosby a brand-new nickname—one you’ll never unhear. Toss in awkward car karaoke, celebrity tweet chaos, and the Letter of the Day, and you’ve got Episode 17: A Nose for Justice – Bye Slip Zaddy.

Breakdown, Bits & Banter

• 👃 Rhinoplasty: Lance’s nose becomes the star attraction.
• 🎵 ESB Song – “Nose Job”: Emotional Support Band serenades the schnoz.
• 🛣️ Mic’ed Up with Lance: judgement, humming, and squirrel safety initiatives.
• 🗳️ Political Pause: Trump claims prices are down— Hmm.
• 🏖️ BiggerBeachBalls.com: Size matters (when it’s inflatable).
• 🗺️ X Marks the Spot: Celebrity tweet quiz with real and fake chaos.
• ⚖️ The Edgeheads Tribunal: Greg Abbott, RFK Jr., and Bill Cosby join the banned wagon.