🎉 Labor Day chaos meets milestone mayhem as The Edgeheads hit Episode 20. From a guacamole dispute and napkin nitpicking to Randy’s hamster troubles, again, no one can agree on anything — except that the show must go on. Lance swoons over a Swift engagement, Paula calls out everyone’s nonsense, and another hidden haiku.

Meanwhile, ignorance goes pro in our new segment D’Merica, where we unpack known facts that some Americans don’t believe. Lance resurrects Hollywood’s first great scandal with Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle, and the Tribunal takes aim at J.D. Vance. Add a killer post-credit tune, and you’ve got a party nobody asked for… but everyone should hear.

Breakdown, Bits & Banter

• 🌪️ Labor Day Dispute – Guacamole, napkin nitpicking, and who’s stuck hosting.
• 🐹 Randy Call-In – Searching for Derek (aka Alexander Hamster-ton)
• 💍 Hollywood Minute & a Half – Lance swoons over a Swift engagement.
• 🇺🇸 D’Merica! – Ignorance goes pro: dinosaurs, flat earth, and moon landing madness.
• 🎭 Cue the Scandal – Lance resurrects Hollywood’s first big scandal: Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle.
• ⚖️ The Tribunal – J.D. Vance. Enough said.
• 🥃 Delores brings scotch, Paula the fire extinguisher, and another hidden haiku.
• 🎶 A milestone party nobody asked for… but everyone should hear.