🎲 Vegas just lost its shuffle — The Golden Gate has pulled the plug on live dealers, and Nicky the Fish is not happy about it. From “bleep-bloop” blackjack to the confusion between the Macaroni and the Macarena, the gang takes a spin through Dancing Dealers, pole-dancing hypotheticals, and the disappearance of casino soul.

Meanwhile, Lance serves up a Hollywood Minute-and-a-Half that runs three, Paula keeps her sarcasm locked and loaded, and Gregg reminds everyone that Episode 22 statistically puts The Edgeheads in the top one percent of podcasts — a claim quickly derailed by sequins, skincare routines, and Sam’s Mahjong math. Plus, RFK Jr. worms his way into a “Minute of Your Time,” a Broadway-style parody, and a full Tribunal ban. Chaos, comedy, and zero dignity, all in under thirty minutes.

Breakdown, Bits & Banter

• 🎲 The Golden Gate ditches live dealers, and Nicky rants 
✨ Hollywood Minute-and-a-Half – Lance spills Emmy tea, sequins included.
• 📞 A Minute of Your Time – RFK Jr. calls in, crackle voice and brain worms in tow.
• 🎶 E.S.B. Parody Song – A Broadway send-up of “Favorite Things,” RFK edition.
• 🔨 The Edgeheads Tribunal – First lifetime ban.
• 💌 Fish Cards – Nicky’s brutally honest greeting cards, reviewed by the gang.
• 📊 By the Numbers – Episode 22 puts The Edgeheads in rare statistical air… allegedly.