Description
This shirt wears like it’s already been through a few late nights with you. It’s soft, slightly lived-in, built to help you feel better about whatever bad decisions got you here. This heavyweight, cotton garment has a vintage hand that gets better with every wash. The bold Edgeheads logo sits on the chest with distressed detailing and sunburst lines and shouts “I don’t care what you think. I’m going to listen anyway.” People may ask questions, but you don’t need to explain it to anyone, which, frankly, is the whole point of this show too.
This shirt was designed by NASA engineers and includes the latest thread binding technology and is worn by most world class athletes around the globe. It makes you think funny thoughts, randomly, which can be confusing in some social situations. It’s slimming, calms the nerves and gives you a sense of purpose. Your friends will look up to you and your enemies just won’t get it. We don’t care for them anyway. You’re sure to be the hit of the next gathering in your new Edgeheads t-shirt. It’s a real conversation starter.
* That last paragraph is either not true and/or not yet verified.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton. Soft, durable, pre-shrunk
– Garment-dyed after construction for rich, lived-in color and texture
– Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for comfort
– Tubular knit, dude. (no side seams) Designed for longer wear
– Sizes S–4XL
– Colors Black and Navy
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean. Seriously, don’t even think about it. Just stop.