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You Hear What You Want to Hear

👂 Nicky’s hearing gets put to the test, literally, after a breakfast incident nobody can quite agree on. Nicky brings the test to the gutter. Meanwhile, the Bio photos are due to rollout and they hit a snag for Stu. The photos are going live. No time for change at this point. There is also,…
Episode 0212 -
They Lose Their Fluxie

🔊 Paula’s in studio with a ‘discussion’ about the bleep box. She understood the assignment. All of it. Maybe not the best execution. Nobody in the studio saw it coming. There’s a man in the sock aisle, a hand gesture, and a father who did not appreciate how it was interpreted. And Nicky’s not sorry…
Episode 0211 -
We Are All Screwed

🌊 Nicky, apparently, is a water conservationist. There’s a PSA and everything. Sigal Chattah’s court troubles are in Headline News this week, alongside a study on whether AI would think twice about nuclear war. A three-hour standoff in Wyoming turns out to have a twist nobody saw coming, and an Applebee’s learns that slow service…
Episode 0210 -
He went high and she went low

Somebody broke the bleep box and we had to test the replacement live. The whole team was voting on their new favorite way to get censored. Democracy has never sounded worse. Before any of that, Nicky and SAM nearly come to blows over exactly where a certain plant belongs in Nicky’s yard. Gregg attempt seek…
Episode 0209 -
Dumber Than a Box of Hair

Is that a burrito on the ceiling or are you just happy to see me? The day only got stranger. Nicky wants credit for a spread he didn’t pay for. SAM wants answers. Stu wants everyone to take old news seriously. Nobody’s getting what they want. The Edgeheads staged a real photoshoot for real merchandise,…
Episode 0208 -
I Named the Eleventh One After Nicky

Gregg tries to claim a World Cup pool he clearly didn’t win, Delores ends the argument in one sentence, and the money goes nowhere. Meanwhile, a swag photoshoot goes sideways fast when Lance discovers he wasn’t considered for the job, and reveals a modeling past that involves J. Crew, 1996. Gregg caves. Randy checks in…
Episode 0207 -
The Vault: Candles, Cones & Chaos

🎬 The Edgeheads will return with another round of unfiltered satire, next Thursday. This time for real. Now we’re kicking off with a Not-So-Cold Open about Vegas traffic cones rising again for the Formula 1 circus. From there, Gregg steers us into the E.S.B.’s road-rage blues anthem Cone Man, and Lance delivers a Hollywood Minute and…
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The Vault: Live, Laugh, Duck It’s an Asteroid

🌴 We’ll be back next Thursday, July 23rd. Until then, from the Vault: The Edgeheads examine the underbelly of summer travel, emotional support loopholes, and the danger of mixing HR with Coldplay. Nicky rants about a grocery store incident involving three Yorkshire terrors, the Tribunal bans a Cabinet member for confusing Medicaid with free farm…
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The Vault: CrossFit for Your Colon

😤 We’re taking a short breather. We’ll be back soon. Until then, from the Vault: Gregg tries to bring peace and calm to the chaos with a group anger management session. Breathing, visualization, counting to ten, you name it, he tries it. The result? The quietest screaming match you’ll ever hear. From Lance’s couture mantras…
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