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It’s National Edgeheads Day
📜 It’s National Edgeheads Day! Which Lance found out about on Instagram like a civilian. Gregg posted it. Paula built the website. Everyone else saw it on Facebook, and nobody can say who signed off. The Round Table convenes, the slates come out, and the accusations get personal. Then comes the harder question: what do…
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Sometimes It IS the Dog’s Fault.
🐩 Somebody left a Yorkie Poo with Lance. Lady Belle Bijou St. Clair is a delicate diva. She is also, according to a man who has lit four candles, glamastrophically gassy. The remedies are flying, Nicky has been named a person of interest, and Randy brought snacks. The Booth has been informed. Meanwhile, a fan…
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Johnny Crappleseed
🚽 Nicky has learned something about plumbing, and he’s not taking it well. It starts with a sick office, a very concerned Fish, and a theory about who’s been watching him flush. Gregg tries to keep the show moving. Nobody lets him. Then the Puzzler gets its answer, Sal’s fate is finally settled, and a…
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Leave My COX Alone
⏱️ Overtime is a whole separate thing. Just ask Nicky. The Colts forced overtime, the Chiefs won it anyway, and Delores would like her hundred bucks now. Nicky’s bets keep getting worse. SAM has unfinished advice that is too late. Lance has an opinion about sequels. He’s right. Paula has a final ruling. She’s right.…
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Your Mother’s Maiden Name
🗳️ Nicky found a website with the word “Safe” right there in the name, so naturally, he handed over his mother’s maiden name. Gregg finds out exactly who’s behind it, and for the first time all season, he stops being the calm one. Paula’s timing him from the booth. SAM’s got a whole theory about…
Episode 0214 -
Silicon Valley Meets Silicone Valley
🌭 A busker with a bucket and a grudge sends the gang into a full audit of what happened to quality sidewalk entertainment. RIP Koko the monkey. And somehow, against all logic, the conversation lands on hot dogs? There’s a new sign in the studio, and nobody asked for it, which is exactly why it’s…
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You Hear What You Want to Hear
👂 Nicky’s hearing gets put to the test, literally, after a breakfast incident nobody can quite agree on. Nicky brings the test to the gutter. Meanwhile, the Bio photos are due to rollout and they hit a snag for Stu. The photos are going live. No time for change at this point. There is also,…
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They Lose Their Fluxie
🔊 Paula’s in studio with a ‘discussion’ about the bleep box. She understood the assignment. All of it. Maybe not the best execution. Nobody in the studio saw it coming. There’s a man in the sock aisle, a hand gesture, and a father who did not appreciate how it was interpreted. And Nicky’s not sorry…
Episode 0211 -
We Are All Screwed
🌊 Nicky, apparently, is a water conservationist. There’s a PSA and everything. Sigal Chattah’s court troubles are in Headline News this week, alongside a study on whether AI would think twice about nuclear war. A three-hour standoff in Wyoming turns out to have a twist nobody saw coming, and an Applebee’s learns that slow service…
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