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Local Man Wins Hot Dog Eating Contest
Thirty-two-year-old Jeremy P. of Henderson devoured 46 hot dogs in 8 minutes, then promptly collapsed near the inflatable mustard bottle. EMTs on scene reported ‘a complete emotional and intestinal breakdown.’ Jeremy was last seen apologizing to a shrub and promising to eat slower next year.
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Massive Object Spotted Entering Our Solar System — Scientists Say It Might Be ‘Just Visiting.’
NASA officials confirm the object is roughly the size of Delaware, traveling at speeds ‘concerning to those who understand physics.’ While astronomers scramble for answers, one senior researcher says it’s giving off ‘weird Airbnb vibes.’ No official welcome basket has been prepared.
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Fireworks & Finger Loss
Uncle Nicky’s fireworks tips, Real ID rants, and America’s birthday chaos collide in this patriotic episode of The Edgeheads. Remember: safety third. Subscribe and join the madness!
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Operation: Ego Storm
The Orange one bombs Iran, Nicky refuses to say goodbye, pineapple pizza divides the crew. Famous last words, pet peeves, and conspiracies collide in a hilariously chaotic episode.
Episode 0111 -
The Other Party
A talking mime, a beach ball sponsor, and Randy nearly starts a fire. We had suspicious fruit trays, Nicky gets outed, and a dinner party without chairs. Just another Thursday with The Edgeheads.
Episode 0110 -
Ghosted by a Genius
Elonia’s breakup, Stephen Hawking from beyond, and a full-blown social meltdown—Episode 09 delivers satire, scandal, and quantum shade in just under 28 minutes. See You Next Thursday.
Episode 0109 -
The Paula Takeover
Paula takes over the show while Gregg recovers. Music, judgment, and a cake-related scandal unfold as the rest of the cast is dismissed. Things go back to normal next week. She warned you. You kept listening. That’s on you.
Episode 0108 -
Red White and Bruised
When SAM gets gaslit at the self-checkout and Randy hosts trivia about himself, you know it’s another wild ride. People are getting banned. Plus: scandal, satire, and spurs.
Episode 0107 -
Operation: Re-Vegas
Tourism tanks, chaos reigns, and gravy erupts at the Bellagio. Plus: a haunted device, a scandalous blonde, and Lance finally gets his moment. Viva Las Edgeheads.
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